Showing posts with label Farmer's advice. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Farmer's advice. Show all posts

Monday, October 21, 2013

Monday, September 23, 2013

A Pathetic Excuse for a Blog Post



Advice from an old farmer:

A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. 

Monday, September 16, 2013

Friday, August 2, 2013

A Pathetic Excuse for a Blog Post


Okay, y'all...

...I'm trying to write a book and enjoy the summer.

At the same time!

So the blog posting has been more than a little slack lately.

Here then, is the first in a series I'm calling A Pathetic Excuse for a Blog Post

In which I offer one piece of advice from an old farmer. 

(Note: I would give credit to the old farmer, but I have no idea who he is and everyone else on the internet is lifting his stuff, so sorry, old farmer, wherever you are.)

Piece of Advice #1:

Keep skunks and bankers at a distance.

(Note: My apologies to bankers everywhere. Trust me, I love you when I need you. )