8 Reasons Why I Haven't Started My New Book

1. I have to think about it a little longer.
2. Every minute of the day has been consumed with reading massive piles of manuals to redesign my web site.
3. I need a special notebook made out of special paper like the special notebook I used for Greetings from Nowhere.
4. I have to alphabetize my spices.
5. I have to read thirty blogs daily.
6. I need my house to be totally empty and quiet and the birds must stop that annoying chirping outside my window.
7. I am too busy shopping on eBay.
8. I'm starting tomorrow and tomorrow is always tomorrow, if you know what I mean.

Okay, okay, you get the point....

I'm starting tomorrow.....