I love everything Apple.
I love your awesome stores.
I love your gorgeous computers (except what is UP with those black ones?).
I love your iPod, your iMac, your iPhoto, your iWork...
.... your iEverything.
I love your Genius Bar.
I even love your boxes - so white and smooth and cool.
And your bags - with those cool drawstrings and all.
....I do NOT....
love your stupid Mighty Mouse.
It is not Mighty.
No, wait, it IS mighty.
It is Mighty Stupid.
And this ridiculous video is, well, ridiculous. (Please, everyone, I beg you - watch this video. It takes about 30 seconds. You will agree with me that it is ridiculous.)
I have done those stupid things with your stupid mice.
I have even given up and bought NEW Apple mice.
But now you, Stevie Boy, have forced me to do what I really did not want to do.....
...and that is, purchase ANOTHER BRAND of mouse.