You know that Scholastic Book Fair video of mine?
Well, I was watching it (again..... yeah, yeah, I know....) and I was noticing that part where some gal's hand comes up holding money....
I just want to clarify...for the record....THAT IS NOT MY HAND, PEOPLE!
I am 58 years old.
I have never....in all my 58 years....had a manicure.
I will never have a manicure.
I could care less about fingernails.
I like to garden.
I never wear gardening gloves.
I LIKE the feel of dirt.
I often have dirt under my fingernails.
I just wanted to clarify that so I don't disappoint anyone if they ever meet me in person and expect that I have those nice fingernails.