Mr. Cage: I have a feeling that mean ole Kathleen Turner is telling a big fat fib.
I mean, you, stealing a dog!?
It can't be true.
I read your response: I have never been arrested for anything in my life, nor have I stolen a dog.
I believe you.
But, um, just in case you are thinking of stealing a dog, I'm sending you a copy of How to Steal a Dog.
It might give you some good tips.
P.S. to all blog-readers: This is giving me a big ole case of deja vu. I read a book not long ago with a character (Irish?) who had a crush on Nicholas Cage and wrote him letters. She lived beside (over?) a diner. Now it's driving me nuts that I can't think of the name of it. Anyone? Bueller? Anyone?