Scholastic Book Club is coming to my house this weekend to film me for their Author Video series for How to Steal a Dog.
I am, of course, flattered.
But....a little worried.
First of all - it takes four hours to film a two-minute video.
Second of all, they are bringing a CREW and, um, want something interesting.
This is part of the info I received from them:
The best is when we go on location to places that relate to your book. Recently we took an author out on a boat with alligators while another was filmed in a cheese store in NYC.
What the heck am I going to do?
Me at my desk?
Me at my computer?
Me watching Judge Judy.
Me playing my African djembe drum?
I don't think so.
Heating up some Lean Pockets for dinner?
Me with Hello Kitty?
Thanks for the suggestion, Sarah, but I don't think so.
Me stealing a dog?
That might work...
I don't know about this......
At least I got new slippers.