Wednesday, September 23, 2009

High crime area

An excerpt from the police log in my local newspaper:

12:18 p.m. Caller reports 20 plastic forks stuck in her front yard.

12:37 p.m. Missing property reported on South Street.

3:00 p.m. Tree limb smoking near wires on Bianca Road. NStar notified.

3:40 p.m. Dead raccoon in road on Bay Road. Animal control notified.

(Don't you just hate it when someone puts those plastic forks in your front yard?)


Linda Urban said...

The forks sound omninous. Or like they are a message of some kind. Like fast food crop circles.

Stacy DeKeyser said...

So THAT'S what happened to my forks!