Wednesday, September 23, 2009

High crime area

An excerpt from the police log in my local newspaper:


12:18 p.m. Caller reports 20 plastic forks stuck in her front yard.

12:37 p.m. Missing property reported on South Street.


3:00 p.m. Tree limb smoking near wires on Bianca Road. NStar notified.


3:40 p.m. Dead raccoon in road on Bay Road. Animal control notified.


(Don't you just hate it when someone puts those plastic forks in your front yard?)



2 comments:

Linda Urban said...

The forks sound omninous. Or like they are a message of some kind. Like fast food crop circles.

Stacy DeKeyser said...

So THAT'S what happened to my forks!