An excerpt from the police log in my local newspaper:
12:18 p.m. Caller reports 20 plastic forks stuck in her front yard.
12:37 p.m. Missing property reported on South Street.
3:00 p.m. Tree limb smoking near wires on Bianca Road. NStar notified.
3:40 p.m. Dead raccoon in road on Bay Road. Animal control notified.
(Don't you just hate it when someone puts those plastic forks in your front yard?)
2 comments:
The forks sound omninous. Or like they are a message of some kind. Like fast food crop circles.
So THAT'S what happened to my forks!
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