Friday, September 18, 2009

I take it back. No, wait, I don't take it back.

A while back I was hatin' on Gwyneth Paltrow. (And if you watch this, you'll understand. I dare you to put on your purple animal print workout pants, pulled waaaay down low, and do this routine in your living room.)

And then, I saw this and took it back. (I mean, the woman can cut a chicken with scissors, so, well, that's a talent I don't have - and she looks so cute and all, standing there in the kitchen.)

And then, I saw this, and....oh come on, Gwynnie.... room temperature lemon water?

Coconut water?

Super Greens Juice made with "one cup tightly packed kale"?

Hasn't she ever heard of GOLDFISH CRACKERS, for criminey's sake?

1 comment:

Kirby Larson said...

Thank god I couldn't view the exercise video. But I did put on my purple animal print pants.

Which is why Winston is now hiding in the closet.