I love this little autograph book I had when I was a kid. I got autographs from friends at school, summer camp and the neighborhood.
Here are some of my favorites:
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| When you get married and you have twins don't come to me for safety pins. |
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| I saw you in the ocean, I saw you in the sea, I saw you in the bathtub. Oops! Pardon me! | |
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| You are very cute. You are an angel. Cute as a monkey but sometimes you smell mighty skunky! |
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| You are gold. You will be sold. A boy shall give you a ring, so you will have to sing, and if you do not have twins, you'll have a lot more sins. Roses are red and violets are blue. From your boyfriend I shall sue him 1,000,000 kisses. |
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| Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet and so are you. Barbara is a proper noun. Phrases up, phrases down. Neuter, gender, hopeless case. Object of the monkey race. ~~ Yours till the moon turns blue and yours till the Mississippi has to wear rubbers to keep its little bottom dry. |
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| If I go to heaven before you do, I'll make a hole and pull you through. |
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| Ducks in the pond go quack, quack, quack. And you and Allen H go smack, smack, smack. (Note: I scratched out Allen H and inserted Jerry P) |
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| I climbed up all these stairs to say good-bye. |
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| Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet and so are you. The roses are wilted. The flowers are dead. The sugar is lumpy and so is your head. |
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| Roses are red. Violets are blue. Nobody would like an old maid like you. |
1 comment:
I came across a few of mine when I was cleaning out my childhood home. It was fun to flip through, but I tossed them. Almost done clearing 51 years of "stuff" from my mom's home. I resolve to turn my attention to my home containing nearly 28 years of stuff and start clearing...
You must be very organized!
brenda
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