I was cleaning up my computer the other day, discarding old stuff, etc., when I came across a note I had been keeping when I was in that glimmer-of-an-idea stage of my next novel (due out in 2010)
Now, keep in mind, this was REALLY a glimmer. Maybe not even a glimmer. Maybe just half a glimmer. Quarter of a glimmer?
I had sorta-kinda-hazy ideas that didn't really mean anything or even relate to each other in any meaningful way.
They were just random ideas. (And I mean Random
with a capital R.)
Some of them are potential titles (and I often have a title before a story - so a title is pretty much meaningless at this early stage.)
Some of them are potential character names.
Some of them are concepts for potential first lines.
And some of them are just random things
Most of them were not used.
Some of them were
used in my next novel.
Some of them were used in my most recent novel: The Small Adventure of Popeye and Elvis
I have no idea what many of them even mean anymore.
Sometimes these random glimmers grow and grow and become a book.
And sometimes they go right down the old literary toilet, thru the pipes, and into the sewer of bad, stupid and worthless ideas (that stink a lot).
Here they are, exactly as I wrote them:Short But Happy LifePorkchop Dreams
The Short Sad Life of Tooley Graham
Owen Jester's Guidebook to Love, Life and the Waffle HouseOwen Jester's Guidebook to ___
First Left After the Waffle House
Turn Left at the Waffle House
Seven Reasons to Tell a Lie
Thirteen Reasons to ....
[note: these notes were written BEFORE Jay Asher's Thirteen Reasons Why. I swear!]
superman lives at the waffle house
Viola's dad was the Peanut Man.
Omens: Knock knock appearing on web page; kid named Owen being reprimanded in Trader Joe's about saying something inappropriate, etc.
[These were things that happened to me that I saw as signs that I should use those ideas. Sheesh.]
The Knock Knock Club
Knucklehead BluesKnuckleheadIt had never snowed in Carter, Georgia. Not once.
dumb as a bucket of rocks
The interstate ran above it. Route 14 ran around it. And the Georgia Northeastern Railroad ran right through it.
[I was actually in the Waffle House in South Carolina and there were two grown men in there named Catfish and Squirrel. I couldn't make this stuff up.]
Travis [I ended up using him in Popeye and Elvis]
Foster childChopstick CafePeashooterItchy and Scratchy
[I now know these are the dogs on The Simpsons. I guess I thought I made them up. Ha!]Stumpy [Used him in Popeye and Elvis]
[Used her in Popeye and Elvis]Tooley Graham
Tapped on the wall. 3 short. 2 long.
Beach Bum Blvdtiki torchesa mountain to north, an ocean to south, in the middle was a one-whistle town (train)
Mom still wore the same flowing skirts she'd had as a teenager - and perfectly good sneakers from the thrift store. everything from the thrift store was perfectly good
parrot who says shut up
Live over dry cleaners
Owen Jester tiptoed across the gleaming linoleum floor and slipped the frog into the soup.
[Note: See! This is that first line that I told you about
.] It swam gracefully under the potatoes, pushing its froggy back legs through the pale yellow broth. It circled the carrots and bumped into the celery and finally settled beside a parsnip, its bulging eyes staring unblinkingly up at Owen. Then he hunkered down in the floor of the pantry, down among the sacks of potatoes and jars of pickled okra, and waited for _____.
Viola Tyrone Wilbanks - big belly hugging laugh3 strikes: fat; glasses; nice; eats baby carrots; wipes her nose with palm of her hand - pushing upward; her name was Viola
knock knock - eye rolls;
disgusting looks like smelling something bad
finds crate of novelty items
"I have a wagon"...then a knock knock joke2 brothers one sister moved in with Mimaw: got it made until got sick and Essie came and used up all the money