We decided it was time to finally get rid of our dinosaur television.
It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Quandary number one: Do we listen to my husband and put the tv on the wall....
Or do we listen to me and leave it on the tv stand so all the hideous wires show and now I might have to admit I was wrong?
Somewhere along the line, I was appointed Person-Who-Deals-With-All-Things-Electronic.
So, me being the manual-reading type, I get out this ridiculous excuse for a manual, which is titled Quick Setup Guide (but they left out Step #1, which is "Get an engineering degree from M.I.T").
And in the meantime, I'm trying to go through the first-pass galley of The Small Adventure of Popeye and Elvis.