I had one of those moments today.
I was in the grocery store.
My coat has a zipper on the sleeve.
The zipper got stuck in the netting that was covering a crate of Clementine oranges.
Heh...
So, I'm trying to act cool....
La, la, la....
Here I am with my arm stuck on an orange crate. La la la.... No big deal.... La la la....
So on the count of three, I rip my arm off, tearing the netting off of the crate.
Heh...
So there I am with netting hanging off my sleeve....trying to look cool...
La la la....
Okay, on the count of three....I rip that netting off my sleeve, tuck it down in the Granny Smith apples and get the heck out of there.
I'm so cool.
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