Thursday, July 10, 2008

Knock Knock

Knock knock

Who's there?


You who?

Yoohoo - I need your knock knock jokes

Okay, okay....that was lame.

But I need some knock knock jokes.

Got any?


Anonymous said...

I sure do remember hearing alot of knock knock jokes from Bicker 1 and Bicker 2!!

Knock knock
who's there?
Orange who?
Orange ya glad I didn't say purple.


Erin said...

I love this one more than I should:

Knock knock.
Who's there?
You know.
You know who?
YES! Avada Kedavra!

Barbara O'Connor said...

Diddy! Oh, those Bicker twins......who could forget?

Erin: I confess - I had to Google Avada Kedavra! I know, I're horrified, right? But, hey, I learned something. :-)

Sarah Miller said...

My fave:

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Impatient cow.

Impatient c--


(It's harder to tell well than you think -- you don't realize how integral the back and forth rhythm is until you try to interrupt it.)