I've had a couple of perennial gardens for almost 19 years.
Last fall, we had some new walls put in.
Me to Wall Guy: I'm concerned about my flower gardens.
Wall Guy to Me: Oh, Mrs. O'Connor, you don't have a thing to worry about. I'm always very careful and never ever destroy gardens.
Me to Wall Guy: Liar liar pants on fire
Me to Wall Guy: $#%&
So now I'm starting from scratch, which is actually fun (as long as I have plenty of money and Motrin).
Happy Birthday to Willy.