A recent letter from an elementary school student following an author visit:
I wrote an article about you for the school newspaper. I told the students about your writhing strategies. Along with teaching us, you made it amusing and fun to watch you.
My public comment to the PTA president:
Dear Mrs. PTA President: I swear I did not tell those kids about my writhing strategies. Honest. I did not.
I also did not demonstrate my writhing strategies. Honest. I did not.