I never chew gum. Haven't chewed gum in years. Therefore, I haven't bought gum in years.
Remember those chewing gum wrapper chains you made as a kid? One scene of my work-in-progress involves a gum wrapper chain. So, to procrastinate, um, I mean, to enhance the authenticity of the writing, I decided to make one.
I can't find gum with wrappers! Not good ole Juicy Fruit. None! What the heck???
When did that happen?
I actually had to get some on eBay!