I've officially had it with winter.
Snow, I can handle.
Yesterday I went to the grocery store.
When I came back, I couldn't get into my driveway.
My driveway slopes uphill and is A TOTAL SHEET OF ICE.
I had to leave the car at the end of the driveway.
I got out of the car.
I tried to walk across the driveway to get into the house.
I HAD TO CRAWL, PEOPLE!!
I'm not kidding you.
Can you even picture it? There I am - a grown woman - crawling across my driveway.
And to make the picture even more colorful:
I was SLIDING DOWN THE DRIVEWAY even while I was crawling!!!
I think I'm ready to play shuffleboard with the blue-hairs in Boca.....